Muff Diving

Muff Diving

Said he to she "It's not fair,
You drive me to drink and despair:
I experience bliss
If you I could kiss..."
She opened her thighs and said "There."

He was great but his small prick
Wasn't up to doing the trick
But with his long tongue
He'd make her succumb:
How that long member could lick.

She'd cover his head with her skirt
Push him to his knees in the dirt
While on the park bench
That saucy young wench
Would demand his tongue till it hurt.

Young Harold was eager to please
His lady – but she is a tease.
She wanted his lips
Well South of her hips:
Evenings he spends on his knees.

She loves him, sure 'tis no wonder
Every night he goes down under,
His tongue in her clit -
While she's posting to Lit
On threads too many to number