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Click here(Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet’s “Cheeseburger in Paradise”)
Tried to control my obsessive addiction
to those sweet muffs I crave to munch.
Getting’ hard without pics, thinkin’ ’bout those long licks;
wantin’ lots of pussy juice to go with my lunch.
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams;
some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zuchinni, fetucini, or just a quick taste,
but her nice pink puss straddlin’ my hungry face!
(Chorus)
Muff-Diving is paradise…
heaven on earth; ain’t nothin’ as nice!
Love it when those pubes start ticklin’ my eyes!
I want some
Muff-Diving; it’s paradise!
Heard about how the ladies love it
when a tongue is diggin’ deep inside them.
It makes them shake and their clits come awake
and before you know it they start squirtin’ all over again!
Times have changed since I was younger;
when I’m horny I want what I need.
Not just the webcams or my own hands or pussy pics;
but that sensuous creation on which I’d feed!
Muff-Diving is paradise…
heaven on earth; ain’t nothin’ as nice!
Love it when those pubes start ticklin’ my eyes!
I want some
Muff-Diving; it’s paradise!
I like my face buried deep inside her…
lickin’ and suckin’ and smellin’ that soft fur…
My tingling pecker means cummin’ is near…
Well, good god almighty which way do I steer
for that…
Muff-Diving; it’s paradise!
heaven on earth; ain’t nothin’ as nice!
Love it when those pubes start ticklin’ my eyes!
I’m want some
Muff-Diving; it’s paradise!