Muffy & the N.P.B.

It was looking kind of rocky for the cheerleaders that day;
The Rams were getting pounded, half the crowd had slipped away,
the rest were growing restless, with their Rams back on the ropes,
the boys out on the gridiron were about to lose their hopes.

But Muffy shook her pom-poms and she did her favorite dance--
she had to get them cheering for her Rams to have a chance--
so Muffy started thinking and devised a clever scheme,
to make the crowd start cheering and revive the fading team.

She called the girls together and she told them all her plan,
to re-ignite the fading spark within each losing fan.
The girls all ran behind the stands and stripped down to their skin--
they'd show the world their naked bods to get the Rams a win.

The cheerleaders ran back around and stood before the stands;
Instead of pom-poms, each girl had her undies in her hands.
They waved their big brassieres around and shouted, "Let's go, Team!"
The crowd at first was silent, then erupted in a scream.

The girls' big, bouncing boobies got the crowd out of their seats,
and every naked cartwheel made them shout and stomp their feet.
The Rams out on the field believed the cheers were meant for they,
and launched a stunning comeback, with just minutes left to play.

And now across this sainted land, wherever games are played,
they tell the tale of Muffy and the Naked Pep Brigade.