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- Non-Erotic Poetry
- My Beautiful Lady
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My lover
Isn’t Perfect
But I love her
All her hair is falling out
She has painful ingrown toenails
Halitosis
Armpit rash
Extreme flatulence
Every UTI (urinary tract infection)
Known to mankind
Inverted nipples
A big hairy mole on her upper lip
A fear of social situations
A hunchback
A lisp
Botulism
Tooth-rot
Facial ringworm
Running diarrhea
And big yellow sores
Erupting from every
Crevice of her body
My lover
Isn’t Perfect
But I love her
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