- Non-Erotic Poetry
- My First Dirty Limerick
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My First Dirty Limerick
I have to write you a poem
Of girls so nice you should know’em
They were all so sweet
Though they lived on the street
There wasn’t a pimp that could show ‘em
The first was a girl named Lynn
Her life revolved around sin
Her breasts would move round
And her thighs would surround
Everyone who could put it in
Another girl’s name was Mandy
She was always extremely randy
She loved to fuck
And boy! did she suck
She liked dick better than candy
I also remember Juanita
She looked so good you could eat her
But don’t be a fool
She’d whip out her tool
And then ask you to beat her
None was as good as Roxanne
She was the death of many a man
She’d take out her boobs
Then show you her pubes
And leave you alone in the can.
I guess that’s the end of this tale
As told by a horny old male
You know it’s all true
My dick’s black and blue
In sex I never did fail.
