- Erotic Poetry
- My Horny Valentine
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Rewrite of the classic song, My Funny Valentine
My horny Valentine
Sweet erotic Valentine
You make me smile down below
With that 10 inch hard on
Your looks are so fuckable
Simply irresistible
Ooh you're my favorite body of art
Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart
Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day
Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart
Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day
2010 Ramona Thompson
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