My Lists

=============== MY LISTS

 Things Boys Can't Do
  Things Girls Can't Do
   Movies I've Never Watched [AND WON'T]
    Books I've Never Read
     Ships I've Never Sailed
      Places I've Never Been
       Substances I Do Not Ingest
        [Foods I haven't Eaten
         Drinks I've Never Drunk
          Highs I Haven't Had]
           Trees I Haven't Pissed On
            Ears I've Never Cut Off For Trophies
             Tropisms I Don't Experience
              Emotions I Don't Have
               Character Attributes I Don't Display
                Depots I Haven't Bombed
                 Jails I Haven't Escaped
                  Jobs I Haven't Worked
                   Religions I Don't Believe
                    People I've Never Exploited
                     Marriages & Children I Never Had
                      Behaviors I Tend To Avoid
                       Politicians I Wish I'd Assassinated
                        Broadcasters I Don't Distrust
                         Lawyers Who Should Be Allowd To Live
                          Taverns I Haven't Barfed In
                           Grammatical Rules I Ain't Learnt
                            Wordz I Kan't Spel
                             Music I Don't Hear
                              Brawls I've Not Been In
                               Punches I've Not Thrown
                                Kisses I've Not Given
                                 Lists I Haven't Written