- Erotic Poetry
- My Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
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(A parody of “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”)
My nuts roasting on an open fire
My pubes nipping at her nose
My dick is Pinocchio, and I am a fucking liar
Curling with delight are her toes
Everybody knows a finger and some lube
Help to make the asshole slack
Tiny tots with their ears hear me suck boob
And jack off dreaming of mommy's rack
They all know that Daddy's on his way
He's loaded with lots of sweet hot cum today
Every impulse in her body tells her such pleasure is a crime
But all she thinks is, “fuck it: it's sublime”
And so I'm offering my cock with this praise
To girls from A to triple D
We can do it many times and many ways
Let's go fuck blissfully!
And so I'm offering my cock with this praise
To girls from A to triple D
We can do it many times and many ways
Let's go fuck
Let's go fuck
Let's go fuck blissfully!
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