My Shit-Assed Beautybysaltshaking©
I don't want you clean, my love,
I want you filthy as can be
Your lazily wiped bottom, stinky with shit,
Is what I want to see.
Your habits, so careless,
So naughty and wrong,
Leave stains and smells all over
Your precious bum, round and white,
With brown spots for me to discover.
And in the throes of passion,
When I've found out what a nasty girl you've been,
The words you say get me hot and bothered:
"I just can't keep clean."
"I'm just such a bad, bad girl,
When I wipe, my toilet paper's always brown,
I wipe and wipe and it never gets clean,
Oh, I'm so disgusting!"
A beautiful woman, 23 years of age,
With basic skills still unlearned,
I will spray all my cum all over you,
In fits of perverse madness,
And I will keep you forever, my dear,
Your dirty habits arouse me.
I will be the man to keep you clean,
And you will be my shit-assed beauty.