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My "Soft Butch" Limericks

byNiceGuyInVa©

Just having a little fun while dreaming of fantasy dream women; soft butches...sexiest women alive! :-).......


There once was a soft butch named Mona,
With strap-on she made me groana
Her femme wouldn't lick her,
So this boy's tongue was ready to stick her,
And give me a very hare bona.


There once was a soft butch named Lee,
Whose femme wouldn't sample her pee,
So she found a nice lad,
Who wasn't too bad,
And he loves her warm juice can't you see?


There once was a soft butch named Mary
Whose armpits were always quite hairy,
Her femme didn't like it
And said to remove it,
But THIS boy says don't shave or use NairY


There once was a soft butch named Donna,
Whose femme always whined, "I don't wanna."
She found a toy boy
Who brought her such joy,
Constant licking he was totally fonda.


Hope this brought some smiles to someone out there, since it was fun playing. :-0

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