My Weiner & Weiner's Wife-satire

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erectus123
erectus123
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Mr. Weiner* wants to run
We thought that he had gone and cum
He even has a lovely wife
To neutralize political strife
Politicians are not free
To flaunt their cocks like you and me
And if the pol** is well hung
They hate him more for what he’s done
I once saw him in a bathhouse shower
Fucking a guy for half an hour
Then that same guy fucked him too
It seemed a friendly thing to do
When he started on a brother
I raced to his house with thought of another
His sweet wife so pretty and fair
To tell her what I’d seen there
Hoping that would permit
A chance to fuck her where she sits
I don’t want to fill a politician’s shoes
Just his sweet wife’s caboose
I got lucky I must admit
I really got a piece of it
So here’s the moral of this “tail”
You don’t need a cock as big as a whale
You just need a foolish pol’s wife
To grant a butt fuck out of spite
So when you ask if I know Weiner
I must admit my cock is leaner
But I know his spouse quite well
I fucked her ass, its really swell
She’s cleaner than a poli’s rep
Her tits are very nice to prep
She now has ways to screw her hubby
Who thinks he can go out and rub-by
Any guy or girl he teases
He doesn’t know his Mrs. pleases
To pay him back in kind
By offering me her sweet behind

*This poem does not refers to former congressional rep Anthony Weiner who won Internet acclaim for generous distribution of nude erect photos he sent to women and who now wants to run for mayor of New York City or does it?
**pol=politician

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Ashesh9Ashesh9almost 11 years ago
With your political background , Erectus

this could be right from the horse's mouth ....er... co..... , wherever ....!! favourited .

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