- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Nano-Clams and other Molluscs
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Oh snap, you freakin nano-clams,
pop and crackle, yeah.
Lay your nano-babble down, sweet and slimy.
Grimy annoying absolute absurdity,
are you real,
or just another Sabbath spoiler
masquerading as a mollusk?
Exant:
What'sa matter with mistress mollusc?
Initiate investigation,
she's gone limp'n loose,
derma's turned'a livid hue,
what's your problem, languorous Sue?
Your suckers pucker, pensive pouts,
echoed by your nano-clam;
has invertebrateness become such'a stone
that you would crave'a bone?
Decant:
So flow, you freakin nano clams,
take your silly hyphen too.
Crawl away you many mollusca,
snap, crackle, and pop into
the bottle from whense you came.
Sue, you can stay. Cocktail?
- COMMENTS
Maria2394almost 11 years agoKudos on a wildly interesting poem! You took the worst title I ever heard of for a poem and your work came out beautifully~! You remind me of a poet who once frequented here and he was fantabulous! Don't know if you know him, but his name is Pat C....( ellipses to protect the innocent)
I look forward to reading more of your work!
HarryHillalmost 11 years agoAuthoryou should read the other poems in the same title challenge thread
