- Non-Erotic Poetry
- naturalized american
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two American Express magnets
stick to the fridge upper door
five Visa magnets promise
miles good on any airline
Big Bite Pizza offers free delivery
(but I am not pregnant yet)
one Pizza Hut
never outdone
provides me with their phone number
nine Round Table Pizza magnets
want me to enjoy
garlic parmesan twists
a fresh garden salad
spicy buffalo wings
the last ounces of beer
Natural Ice
greet me
inside the fridge
and once again
i get naturalized
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2006-10-18
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoI am not pregnant, will never be pregnant, so why am I suddenly hungry for pizza. Oh, make that with sausage and mushrooms, please. *grins* Fun read!
Senna Jawaover 17 years agoAuthor...for your kind comments. My last few poems got on Literotica overall mostly positive reception, which feels nice (for a change :).
WickedEveover 17 years agoTook a second reading for me to get this:
Big Bite Pizza offers free delivery
(but I am not pregnant yet)
RhymeFairyover 17 years agoAn advertisement for free enterprise gone wild ...
Love the humor and the dry wit too.
More please and pass the pretzels ...
LeBrozover 17 years agoNicely done ..
Now I need run out to pick up a nice big pizza to go with the liquid refreshment...
