Naughty Limericks

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Here are a couple of limericks I wrote while chatting with my girlfriend. She thought that I should share them on here:

I'm in love with a woman called Tracy,
Whose nocturnal habits are racy.
Her massive soft tits,
Drive me out of my wits,
And her bras are all pretty and lacy.

A horny young student called James,
Had a talent for sexual games.
When munching on muff,
He did all the right stuff,
And it made him the toast of the dames.

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MindsMirrorMindsMirrorabout 9 years ago
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Cute interplay.

SonofGondorSonofGondorabout 9 years agoAuthor
Confused

What does 'boobs and one half butt' mean?

tazz317tazz317about 9 years ago
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Boobs and One Half Butt. TK U MLJ LV NV