No Baggage

"NO EXTRA BAGGAGE!" She says to me
"I want a man baggage free," said superiorly,
Well I guess that leaves me out,
I mean to say physically she is sweet and my type,
But mentally-- emotionally an obvious oversight,
She is really not ready for my baggage and I.

I've got baggage babe,
Yes siry I've got baggage from A to Z,
I've got baggage you wouldn't believe,
I've got baggage about my knees,
I also have money above my waist,
But it must not be to her liking or taste.

Girls! Ladies! Please,
Any man worth the salt in his spit has baggage up to the hips.
What do you want a characterless twit with absolutely no wit?
Careful young ladies you might get what you wish,
A man absolutely baggage free and characterless.

"I want a man with no luggage,
No luggage just he and I."
Well babes, I have luggage up the kazoo,
And I guess it doesn't matter that I am able to,
Make money above my chest,
And I'm not lying on my side to rest,
I guess I just don't pass her test.

"I want a man with no suitcases,
And willing to tie my shoelaces"
She says in all her youthfulness,
Well, I have suitcases up to my chest
But I have money well over my nicely shaped (?) head,
Nor does she know I have a yacht,
As well as three undeveloped lots,
I guess I will just have to live alone,
In one of my three five bedroom homes
Because I have baggage and multiple loans.

Yes babe I have baggage,
Luggage and suitcases up to my neck,
But heck I have money well above my second story deck,
However, let us think let us ponder together,
What does baggage and money have to do with love?
My attitude is just as wrong as your's turtledove,
So please excuse me while unpack my trunk.