Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click herewhy are you my bretheren:
in a hurry to goto jail????
Kavanaugh is sinkin':
Cosby did'nt get bail....
Why do you wanna score on dates:
lose both Freedom et Semen
to murky lurkin' Fates!?
Even a wife has a right
to say No
why are you priming phallus:
for White Semen to flow??
Learn Yoga Mudra ,
and stay outta' Jail
Mool bandh Root lock
is Eternal Bail!!!!
1. Ask permission to engage
2. Use no drugs or alcohol or coercion
3. Before inserton ask if birth control or condoms for disease prevention are required
4. Do not lie or swear eternal love as a means of entry or reentry
5. Be thankful and show gratitude
6. Make every effort to fully satisfy your partner
7. Avoid Senate hearings