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No Vegetables Were Harmed (song)

byHypoxia©

=============== NO VEGETABLES WERE HARMED

(song - light metal, getting louder)

 No vegetables were harmed while making this song
  We beheaded some chickens and squashed a few kittens
  We shot a couple pigs and ate a few figs
 But no vegetables were harmed while making this song

 No vegetables were harmed while shooting this film
  We burnt some iquanas and stomped a chihuahua
  We shot a couple gypsies and chopped down an elm
 But no vegetables were harmed while shooting this film

 No vegetables were harmed while producing this video
  We harpooned humpback whales and tortured a few kid-eos
  We spread anthrax in Moscow, nuked Japan til it glows
 But no vegetables were harmed while producing this video

(screaming death-metal fadeout)

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