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Click here(California Highway Patrol)
ONE: My neighborhood policeman is so nice
He’s been to speak at my school twice
If I call, he’ll come to me
But nobody likes the CHP
TWO: I like firemen because they’re so brave
Think how many lives they save
They’re all heroes if you ask me
But nobody likes the CHP
BRIDGE:
Yeah, nobody likes you, CHP
You look like a bunch of creeps to me
This ain’t a freeway so leave me be
Nobody likes you, CHP
Bridge cont.
You gotta write those tickets, watch those wrecks
You like to be there on the scene
Be careful leaning on that car
You want to keep your uniform clean
Bridge cont.
Yeah, we saw you on that Rodney King video, you sons of bitches
Leaning against your squad cars, smoking cigarettes and shooting the breeze
While Rodney got his stupid head bashed in
At least it saved you a trip to the cleaners but I digress
THREE: There’s a guard outside our Wal-Mart store
Too big to fit inside the door
He could break it down in an emergency
Nobody likes the CHP
SECOND BRIDGE
Okay let me finish what I was saying in the first bridge
You dirtbags hang around the 7 Eleven parking lot
You know those people standing outside are homeless addicts
Your only responsibility is to roust them out of the trees and bushes
That grows around the freeway exits
Second bridge cont.
That sucks too but so does everything you do and
Yeah, you’ve got a shitty job but most jobs end up being shitty but
You don’t have to be such a dick about it, either
You’re supposed to write traffic tickets
Second bridge cont.
You should leave the hassling of the homeless to the local police
But that doesn’t mean you should call the police to come out just
Because you’re bored and have nothing better to do than
Stand and watch them hassling a bunch of junkies
Even the cops don’t like you
FOUR: Defensively is how to drive
If you want to stay alive
Just take this little tip from me
Don’t ever mess with the CHP