Nobody's Perfect

You asked me a question

I gave you the answer

What more do you want from me?
Tech support is and was always free
There is nothing left that I can give you
Told you everything that I know

Would you like for me to bleed?
Would it help fulfill your consumer need?
Just say the word, I'll do the deed
Slice my wrists and let the juices flow

Are you through with reaming me a new asshole?
Because if you're not, just say so
I'd like to get myself a jar of vaseline

What's that you say?
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Maam, your phone is breaking up
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You need to call back on a clearer channel
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And I hope you end up sucking cock in Hell
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No, I didn't say anything of the sort
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I said, It sounds like there is a sock over your cell
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Are you done chewing off my head?
Like a preying mantis, caught in your mandibles
I struggle just to make it till the end of my shift

What more do you want from me?
Tech support is and was always free
There is nothing left that I can give you
Not a coupon, nor a free gift

Do you really think I could have it rougher?
As if there was more that I could suffer
I'm hanging up now, you whining moaning
Silly stupid fucking idiot

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