Nothing Like White Trash Ass

NOTHING LIKE WHITE TRASH ASS by ANACHRONISM

Nothing quite like picking up hitchhikers
On their way to Sturgis
Nothing like having space and hauling capacity for their stalled ride
You name them Jimbo and Patty Ann
Since they don't volunteer their names
Nothing like dropping them off at the nearest mechanic
Or getting a grudging thank you
Nothing like driving back to the motel
Or seeing them pull up later that night
Nothing like walking to the ice machine at midnight
And seeing Patty Ann stumbling to it
Nude as a jaybird and greased as a hog
Nothing like standing in line right behind her
Scaring her senseless and turning you on
Nothing like her awkward retreat with a full bucket
Into the midnight and back to her room
Nothing like having the room right next to them
Hearing her relate and him masturbate
Nothing like a dumpy sunburned 40 year old white gal
Smoking cigarettes on the hood of your car while her fella snores
Nothing like stopping your spanking of the monkey
To casually walk out and surprise her again
Nothing like the invitation back to your room
That goes ignored as she hops off the hood
Nothing like her spreading those blubbery pale legs
Her hands on your bumper, her crotch in the air
Nothing like the little tattoos on her ass and shoulderblade
That shudder and jiggle as you angle in her
Nothing quite like traces of blood on the condom
That you make her suck off along with bits of her shit and her hair
Nothing like her walking funny to the ice machine again
Draining the condom like she said she would
Nothing like waking up the next morning
And presenting the couple their bill for the room