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Click hereTake a pill, take a hike ~
take a slow boat to China
and stay for a while!
Take a number, take a letter ~
take a good look in the mirror
and live with yourself!
Take a picture, take a minute ~
take the foot from your mouth
and eat your words!...
And I hope you choke on them!!
And I hope the boat sinks!!
And I hope the mirror breaks
giving you bad luck forever!!...
But it's nothing personal
so don't take it that way ~
instead ~
take it easy, take it it steady ~
take a long walk off a short pier
and find you can't swim!
That's all ~ nothing personal.
...it would be worth it to get into your bad-book - or at least be around when you bring it out.