Ode to Bobby

He plays baseball, he sings, he was born and raised in New York.
Right away I must tell you: Bobby has an 11-inch dork.

It flops when he walks, it flops when he runs, just getting it in his pants is a trick.
When people see him, they think, my God, he has three legs! No wait, that’s his dick.

Michael Jackson’s his favorite singer, his favorite movie, King Kong.
But you’d have to say the most interesting thing about him is his schlong.

He likes to show it off to his roomate, not normal behavior of course.
But you can’t blame the young lad, he is indeed hung like a horse.

He begs to see his roommate naked, but she denies him every time.
In return she makes him go nude. God, she is so unkind.

She makes him do naked jumping jacks, watching his cock flop up and down.
The way it smacks his stomach, even you can hear the sound.

He loves to wear tight shorts, to the pool, to the store, even in malls.
Not only does he have a big prick, he also has two incredibly huge balls.

Huge nuts, a huge dork, Bobby is indeed one of a kind.
If he wants to show off, I have to say I don’t mind.

His dick is long, his dick is big, everyone agrees.
But dear me, if it gets any bigger it will be hanging to his knees!

His big dork hasn’t brought him fame, it hasn’t brought him success or wealth.
But when he’s erect, it’s so towering, he can suck it himself!

Women like to jerk him off, but he has trouble getting laid.
I once went with him to a nude beach, and I used his dick to provide shade.

I didn't take my suit off; teasing him is so much fun.
When everyone saw his huge wang, some pointed, some laughed, and some just had to run.

His pecker is sort of scary, a very imposing sight.
But although it looks like a long snake, I can tell you it won't bite.

When people see his monster prick, they always scream and shout.
When Bobby gets a boner, I'm shocked the guy doesn't black out.

Instead he stands there proudly, urging you to look at his cock.
When he walks it will swing, like the pendulum on a grandfather clock.

His wiener's also very bouncy, like my boobs I must say.
Did I mention Bobby can't ride a bike? His dick just gets in the way.

He always begs me to play with his dong, and one night I finally gave in.
There aren't many 11-inchers out there; to not stroke it would be a sin.

I kept stroking and stroking. Using both hands, I got tired.
But the amount of come he shot? I swear he could have put out a fire.

He begged to see my C-cup tits, and of course I went right back to my teasin.'
I said no, no silly boy, but I let him see me in my bra just to please him.

How he worships me is amazing. His enthusiasm, I can't knock.
And besides, I have to say I've never met a man who can suck his own cock.

Well that was just my little song, hope it didn’t make you sick.
It was just a simple tale of a guy named Bobby, and his whopper of a dick.