Ode to Buxom Barmaids Everywhere

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A naughty Limerick from one of my favourite sitcoms...
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On the chest of a barmaid from Sale,
Was tattooed all the prices of ale.
Whilst upon her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was precisely the same, but in Braille!

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
yes, I know that gal

the way she washed the glasses made me cream

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