Ode to "Hef"

Not long ago, in every boy’s life just about the time he entered his teens,
He would probably see his first naked woman in some magazine.
Off the pages those beautiful nude bodies would leap,
And into his subconscious mind those visions would keep.

For years those magazines might provide a young man with his only sexual joy,
At least until he was lucky enough to experience the real McCoy.
But even long after some men have gotten married and matured,
Their lust for that “Playmate of the Month” has long endured.

Many wives today might be shocked to learn,
That for these naked models their husbands still might yearn
I believe that if the real truth be told,
Every man alive has fantasized about making it with a center fold

Even more shocking I recently read,
That many wives have fantasized about being featured in a Playboy spread.
It got me to thinking that if you have a spouse,
Who you believe sexy enough be in; Playboy, Hustler or Penthouse

Buy her some new sexy lingerie to model in positions of both standing and prone
Then snap some erotic pictures of her with your new I Phone.
Print out your pics and attach them to a men’s magazine in such a way to satisfy both your desires.
Then you both should relax in your bed and go through it page by page and see what transpires.