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Click hereYou are horny,
The one who,
When you first
Enter a soul,
Is misunderstood,
Thought strange
Or thought evil;
Religion teaches
Supression of you;
Saints refuse to
Acknowledge you exist,
Except late at night.
You show up at the
Most unsual times,
Creating wonderful
Sexual and erotic deires;
You confirm sexual aliveness;
Sends virgins to cold showers,
And older women to buy dildos.
You are a friend no sane
Person wants to lose...