Ode to Kink

Ode to kink

Here is my ode to kink
it’s not as freaky as one may think.
when your girlfriend wants to explore
all that lies behind the velvet door.
If it’s a roll in the backyard grass,
or putting a flashlight up your ass.

I would say do what you like
that doesn’t make you a fag or a dike.
Read the Karma Sutra for a position new
Toy are fun too, you can use them for a better screw.
Whips and handcuffs for a dungeon flair
maybe some clown make up like at a state fair.

Take a trip out to the mall
and just look for a quiet dressing room stall.
I would suggest that you stop playing nice
and grab a bottle Champaign and a bucket of ice.
But just remember to keep your lover in mind
before you stick it in their behind.