Ode to Milady

You wear a belt of chastity
'Tis locked with your dear husband's key
But through the holes to shit and pee
There's where I find my access

My clever fingers and my tongue
Will tease your clit until you come
Your lord seems not to know you've one
A sexual ignoramus!

Then, when you're wet and I am hard
A gen'rous finger-full of lard
Will grease my way past your belt's guard
I'll slide it in your anus

When I first enter you, you squirm
Your ass so tight, my cock so firm
Eventually you come to learn
To crave the pounding pressure

So ev'ry night your lord's away
Keeping barbarians at bay
We'll have our oral / anal play
Who cares about your cunny?

And every time he leaves for battle
I'll be here, riding in his saddle
My sword busier than his—we'll rattle
Bedsprings until dawn

And when your husband home returns
Still hot desire within you burns
To pleasure you, she'll have to learn
I'll teach your maid to eat you

So in the months your lord's away
Or at times he decides to stay
You'll have your pleasure either way
Your ass and clit will thank me!