Ode to my Vibrator

Stress... Stress... Stress! It's all around me every day!
I can't think I can't work; the only way to fix it is to play

I slam the door closed and collapse onto my bed
The only hope I have is for my urge to be fed

I reach down and pull out my vibrator and sigh, "Here we go"
I turn it on and slide it inside and feel my body spring from its low

My heart is racing, my juices flowing, and my skin burning red
As I plunge it deeper and deeper, pleasure flows from my pussy to my head

It's working! It's working! My stress is melting away
And I prove to myself that I didn't need to find a man this day

This great thing fucks me hard, deep, and in exactly the right spot
So truly perfect indeed, it is the best thing that I ever bought!