Ode to the Paenis

My props to the paenis persuasion

Ode to the Paenis

An Ode to That Which Stands Erect
Of the male persuasion, that's what I select
To That Which Never Stops
No matter which way it flops
Pleasuring it is something I've come to perfect.

An Ode to That Which Stands at Attention
Whose measurements I'm not too shy to mention
Four inches in girth
And nine inches worth
I salute thee, now present me with thou extension.

An Ode to The Big Twig and the Berries
From the clean-shaven to the thick and hairies
Any way you groom it
I will playfully exume it
Have it fully cocked and aiming at my cherries.

To the member which has no trouble standing up
Making it easier to copulate, diddle, and schtup
Just the touch of my hand
Can make it engorge and expand
Commence the grind behind, on top, sideways, and up.

Here's to lavishly showing what's yours some love
Nice snug fit, likened to a hand in glove
Rigorous I'll take it
Vigorous I'll shake it
I'll gladly ride your train below and above.

But watch out for those little prescribed blue pills
Viagra and Cialis for your malfunctioning drills
You'll be UP all day
But not to MY dismay
Numerous thrills bent over each of your window sills.

I will not apologize for my erotic bent
Naughty time is ALWAYS time well spent
Like a parachute unwind
So should be your mind
Eros is just one part of my accent.