- Erotic Poetry
- Ode to Your Momma
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Ode to Your Momma
I see her standing on the corner,
Just to earn that friggen quarter.
With her missing teeth and push up bra,
I can't believe this is... YOUR ma.
She says, "Hey baby!" and such and such,
"I'll rock your world!" I say "How much?"
"For you a quarter's my going rate."
I say "Ok" then I contimplate.
For that hairy back and those sagging tits,
GOD DAMN I THINK THAT'S WORTH TWO BITS!
So I take her home and shave her back,
Her legs, her lips, and her fucking crack.
After a 12-pack of bic razors and four hours of labor,
After a diamond tipped bit and a fucking cheese grater,
After C-4 explosives and all of that shit,
I rejoice at the sight of her wart infested clit!
For here was your mother in all of her glory!
And as for the rest, well, that's another story.
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