- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Office Monkey
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always want her attention, her eyes, her goofballishness
the silliness could kill drudgery at 300yrds
she’s sick sick and twisted behind those eyes with
slapstick shrubbery knowledge and two coconut halves
her smile always bludgeons boredom, those eyes, so lost
in them, color is meaningless, punk girl loves
White Strips & Strokes, black nail polish & blue eyeliner
nothing serious, nothing sacred, nothing goth about her
short stuff, tomboy, fetch monkey for
my water and humor, the comical cubical entertainer
think I’ll buy her a collar and take
her home with me... feed her bananas
dark skin, she’s never been to reality
loves sponge bob & groty stuffage
running all about, can’t even work hard
at not working, shuffle them papers.
saw all those bands, got all those stickers
the glittery lunch box and Donkey-Kong board game
writing online diaries for friends and stalkers
yea, she’s a real hamburger helper gourmet.
