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Click hereOh How I Have I Fucked Thee
(Let me count the ways – Raving of a Mad Housewife)
Oh how have I fucked thee?
Let me count the ways
I fucked you in a moonlit forest
Beneath the twilights purple haze.
I fucked you on the basement floor
And up against the bathroom door
Remember how I screamed for more
And your dad was in the corridor?
(Oh Baby I’m gonna cum some more
I love it when I am your whore.)
I fucked you on a city street
Beneath the streetlights steady heat.
Just like a bitch in heat
You filled me with your long hard meat.
I fucked you with an apple core
Remember how you begged for more?
I know --We speak of that no more
Except when we’re in Baltimore
Oh how have I fucked thee
There are so many ways
How ‘bout in a snow drift
On a winters day.
How about your parents’ room
(That’s was OK I assume?)
Or on the railroad tracks at night
Yes our bodies did take flight
Ascending upward to great height
You pounded me with all your might
Oh how have I fucked thee
So brazen and so free
Even on a long wide branch
Up in a willow tree
Remember that movie Gandhi
Not a bit of it did we see
Your hands they held my throat so tight
While your kisses smothered me
Oh how have I fucked thee
But that’s the way it used to be
We had so much fucking fun
Till you decided to be free
Oh , how I have fucked thee
Let me count the ways
All my lonely days
Through memories and haze
Oh how I fucked thee.