Oh, the Places You'll Cum!

A Dr Seuss "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" Parody for hubby written by me.
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Congratulations!
Today is our wedding day.
We'll experience new sensations!
We're off to fuck, hooray!

You have a blonde in your marriage-bed
You have no time to snooze
You can pick for yourself
any position you choose.
We're now all alone. And we can fuck till we are numb
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to cum.

You'll look up and down my body. Look it over with care.
Something will make you say, "I will choose to cum there."
With our hearts full of love and our minds full of trust,
you're allowed to fuck me wherever you can thrust.

And between my legs
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
kiss softly and all around.

Till I open'em there
And my flower I bare.

Down there things can happen
so excitingly new
to only one as caring
and tender as you.

And when things start to happen,
Don't hurry. Don't rush.
Penetrate me now and
I'll cum with a flush.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL CUM!

You'll fuck me on the bed!
You'll fuck me on the stairs!
You'll fuck me in the shower
and even on the office chairs!

Fuck me from behind in the kitchen against the wall.
Or fuck me while I lay on the couch in a sprawl.
Wherever we fuck, we'll keep our bodies tightly pressed.
Wherever you cum, I know it will be with zest.

And it is all up to you
Wherever, whenever, it's true!

I'm pleased to say so
you may cum where you choose
cum in me
or on me
I'll be your sexual muse.

My legs are freshly shaven in heels
so immaculate and eloquent
And after you ejaculate
We'll look on with entrancement*.
(* entrancement: delight and wonder)

My body is yours to expatiate*
for it is my uxorial pleasure**
(* expatiate: have freely at will)
(** uxorial: characteristic of a wife)

to be explored, ravished
and enjoyed at your leisure.

Let me tease you with my mouth,
and tickle you with my tongue.
Every little drop
I'll swallow your cum.

But if my jaw should tire and mouth is in need of rest
Fret not, for I'll continue with my fulsome* breast
As your pleasure grows a choice you'll have to make!
Do you cum on my breasts? Or with my mouth do I take you in?
Care to see your cum on my nipple? Or prefer on my lips and chin?
(* fulsome: full, well developed)

And if you desire, should I do it again and again...
With my smirk or a smile? Or, maybe, a grin?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
My ass is waiting, quite zaftig* you will find,
Go ahead, fuck it I really don't mind.
(* zaftig : Having a full rounded figure ; pleasingly plump)

Don't be so confused
It is beautiful, not crass
that a pulchritude* woman enjoys being fucked in the ass
Go ahead, admire the voluptuous* shape of this lass
It's one of a kind, stands out in its class.
My little anus...
(* pulchritude: physical comeliness; beautiful)
(** voluptuous: giving pleasure to the senses)

...a pleasure waiting for you.
An act of submission is my role.
For you I trust from deep down in my soul
Please remember when you explore, go slow!
Use lots of lube! 'less the pain take its toll.
First use a finger to explore and probe my hole,
Only when I am relaxed will I accept your pole.
My playground waiting for you.

Tight pleasure will be your delight
If you go slow and gentle, we'll fuck all-night
Venerate* this act of love; my sweet darling knight.
Remember control, restraint, don't hie**; is to protect me.
Though I might be full of enthusiasm and alacrity***.
And you'll know when I'm in exquisite pleasure,
When you hear me begging, "Please! Deeper!"
Orgasm is waiting for you,
(* venerate: feel or show deep respect for someone or something that is considered great, holy, etc.)
(** hie: cause oneself to go quickly
(*** alacrity: a quick and cheerful readiness to do something

"YES!"
That's just for you!

Happy I'll be
to keep fucking till you're done
till you've completely filled
my curvacious ass with your cum
(* curvacious: of a woman : having an attractively curved body)

Then roll me on-over,
"Hold me tightly" I'll sigh!
As our orgasmic joy rolls slowly by.
Cuddling, because you're that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you'll cum! There is fun to be done!
There are positions to be explored, with you my only one!
And the magical things you can do with that penis
We'll explore with our sexual freeness
Sex! We'll be as loud and carefree as we want.
Don't care if neighbors hear; our love we'll flaunt.

Marriage allows us to savor
Just the two of us, forever.

You're the only one to enjoy me
There will never be another.
I for you, and you for me
'cause sexual union fused us together!

Never Alone!
Whether it be night or day
We can enjoy a quickie
you can have me your way

I will ride you on top, with my cowgirl hat
my boots and a vest on, and no more then that!
Maybe a cheerleader in a miniskirt taken from behind?
Secretary, schoolgirl, superhero, or slut, if you're so inclined?

But oh you will cum
I'll dance and I'll strip
Oh you will cum
Carnal desires I'll drip
Oh you will cum
I'll elicit a grunt or a yip,
a dulcet sigh,
a deep groan, or a cuss,
your orgasm will flow over you
in a state of nonplus.
(* dulcet: Pleasing to the ear. Generally pleasing or agreeable.)
(** nonplus: to be at a loss as to what to say, think, or do : perplex)

On and on I will fuck
You'll be my own Roué*
Every position and act to enjoy
Don't dally or delay!
(* Roué: A man devoted to a life of sensual pleasure.)

You'll cum in my vagina, of course,
and in my mouth too.
On my face and on my lips.
On my neck and breasts will be such a view!
The curve of my back to be sure.
In my fingers and my hand.
And in my flexuous* ass,
For every hole is my plan!
Just don't forget my legs long and slender,
to have your cum run down them will be utter splendor.
(* flexuous: curvy, having a lithe or graceful movement)

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(100 and twenty percent guaranteed!)

LOVE, YOU'LL CUM IN GALLONS!

So...
Cum in my mouth or ass or vajajay,
or let it run down my legs-o-plenty.
We're off to Great Pleasures!
Today is our day!
Your woman is waiting.
So...get on your way!