Olympic Condoms

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Boxlicker101
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The wife and husband went to bed; it was their night to screw.
He said to her “I have a brand of rubbers that are new.
Olympic Condoms they are called, in silver, bronze or gold.
To wear the one that matches my performance, I was told.

His wife said “So, let’s try them out. What will you wear tonight?”
“The gold, of course, because, you know, I always do it right.
She answered “Well, my dear, I really find that rather strange.
I thought you’d wear the silver, finish second for a change."

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glheinzglheinzabout 3 years ago
haha

lustig. und lustig vorgetragen.

LeBrozLeBrozabout 17 years ago
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A riot !!

He should be glad she didn't suggest

He try for the bronze...

symonsymonover 18 years ago
Made Me Chuckle

Very funny and very clever. Nicely done.

Jennifer CJennifer Cover 18 years ago
LMAO

Very, very funny!

Made me laugh,

thanks.

~Jenn

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