Olympic Host City Dirty Limericks

There once was a girl from Vancouver
Whose pussy was like a hoover
she'd slurp up a cock
like a ship to a dock
and squeeze until it would shoot 'er

There was a young lad from London
who found his balls had shrunken
he looked all around
but they're not to be found
so now he spends his time drunken

There was a girl from Salt Lake
who got married by mistake
her groom was a dud
a stick in the mud
so she now screws a guy named Blake

There was a lady from Nagano
who starred in a bukaki porno
her face was covered
but her rest was smothered
and then they all had Digiorno

There was a man from Beijing
who loved to play with his thing
day and night
in plain sight
everywhere he found titillating

There was an old lady in sochi
who swore her twat tasted like mochi
she made men taste
down under her waste
but they all thought it tasted like coochie