On the Turnpike to Dallas
(a limerick)
by SarabethW
On the turnpike to Dallas, young Alice
Thought the four on the floor was a phallus,
So she shifted her rear,
And she put it in gear,
And in overdrive Alice did Dallas.
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"On The Turnpike To Dallas:" Alice.
In my white 1972 Alfa Romeo 2000 convertible, two-seater, four cyclinders with headers, double overhead cam, 140 MPH on the speedometer, five (5) speed with overdrive! Great MPG of 33 at about 75 miles per hour.
And, it'll do 120 MPH in third gear (the fastest I've ever had it, as all I can visualize is a tire blowing out, and rolling end over end into the middle of next week!!!more...
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