Once a Year

Licorice whips
candy canes
and garland made
into chains

Ornament gags
sleigh bell nipple clamps
submissives all bound
with Christmas stamps

Trees are trimmed
in twisted paraphernalia
like blow up dolls
of weird Uncle Ella

Vibrating dildo
shaped like a cross
a special gift
for your "favorite" boss

Stockings by the chimney
with care are all hung
unfortunately Santa has a fetish
to fill them with cum

The turkey is stuffed
please don't ask with what
I'll only say this
it had a nice tight butt

Outside it is snowing
caroler's are singing
and the bishop and altar boy
have set the church bells to ringing

Christmas seems blessed
because St Nick loves to give
always seems merry
(it's because he knows where all the naughty folks live)

And these things my friends
should help to make it crystal clear
why Santa's always so jolly
even though he only gets to come, once a year.