One Little Subbie

One little subbie walking through a field of Black Eyed Susans.

One little Black Eyed Susan, six little yellow petals.

One little subbie sitting in a field, sniffing one little flower.

"Such a perfect little flower, perfect little yellow petals."

Pluck! "He'll spank me."

Five perfect little yellow petals.

Pluck! "He'll spank me not."

Four perfect little yellow petals.

Pluck! "He'll spank me."

Three perfect little yellow petals.

Pluck! "He'll spank me not."

Two perfect little yellow petals.

Pluck! "He'll spank me."

Pluck! One perfect little yellow petal.

One little Black Eyed Susan, tossed to the ground.

"Stupid flower."

One little subbie walking through a field of Black Eyed Susans searching for one little Black Eyed Susan with seven perfect little yellow petals.