One Way Ticket To Ride

Please?


Clearing my throat


Please?


Here comes the sweaty palms


Pretty please?

Shoulda written a note

Standing on nervously knocking knees

Fingers crossed behind my back
So she can't see

And as the storm calms
The fear subsides
I look into your eyes

Gosh, you're so pretty

Please,
Won't you indulge my fantasy?
You and I taking in a movie
Sharing a popcorn tub
Your butterfingers slipping into mine
Rather exquisitely
We hold hands
Accidentally
As if on purpose
Oh, wouldn't that
Wouldn't that just be divine?

And I really get it
You might not be down with
This
Purely on the basis
You're not a quote unquote lesbian
Relax, just try to breathe
It's not like we'd be making wedding plans
All I ask is
All I ask is that for one night
We pretend

And let whatever happens
Happen
Your place or mine
Whatever happens
Happens
One of us invites the other inside
Whatever happens
Happens
I'm sure it will turn out just fine
Just come inside with me
And purchase a one way ticket to ride

I know all about you
And your attraction to
Men
We've been friends
For how many years now?
It's not like I could have ever forgotten
Give it a whirl
Try me on for size
Like fitting into slinky dress
Admit it
You must confess
I see it in your eyes
Sounds tempting
So delicious

Pretty pretty
Oh, you're so damn pretty
You can finally let down your hair
In front of me

And I promise when I kiss you

You know where

Right there

I hope to please you

In so many ways that men have only lied

Oh, won't you
Come inside
Indulge my fantasy
And purchase a one way ticket to
Ride me
Feel my eager hands
Softly stroking your slender hips
Gentle thrusts
Never too much
No expectations
Content with giving pleasure
Guiding you back
Sliding you forward
My tongue softly parting
Your tender lips

Gratifying you
Is the ultimate treasure

The reward is satisfying you

In so many ways that men have only lied

All I ask is
All I ask is you come inside
All I ask is
All I ask is you come with me

You know where

Right there

In so many ways that men have only lied

Let whatever happens
Happen
Just come inside with me

Christ, you're so goddam pretty

Please?