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Click hereIt used to be that "Bankers,"
And "Landlords" were the scum.
But they both took a back seat,
To ALL "Lawyers," by gum!
A polecat will cause skidmarks,
A Lawyer NEVER ONE.
People leave a skunk alone,
But Lawyer huntin's fun!
Politicians ALL tell lies,
Because that's how it's done.
There SHOULD BE open Season,
On ALL them, with a gun!
Crooked cops fall in this bunch,
When ALL is said and done.
They're ALL alike in ONE way,
Hunting them, would be fun!!