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Outhouse Building Advice!

byUncle Pervey©

If you build an Outhouse behind the barn,
Be real careful where you do your digging.
Or some afternoon when you're sitting there,
Your butt may feel Yellow Jackets stinging!

If you build your Outhouse down by the creek,
Be damned careful that you build it down stream.
This'll make your water keep tasting good,
And your ears won't hear your old woman's scream!

Don't EVER build your Outhouse on a knoll,
And dig the hole real deep so there's no spill.
Just pay attention to the old adage,
The one that says "Shit always runs down hill!"

And remember, if you build an outhouse,
Make damned sure you build it careful, and right.
And never forget where you built it friend,
Or you might just fall down in it some night!!

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