- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Paranoid Skitzophrenic!
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I've been called paranoic by head-shrinkers,
And been told skitzophrenic was right.
Everywhere I go, people are watching,
And you KNOW I'm AFRAID of the NIGHT!
But despite these small problems I'm happy,
And I SMILE at EVERYONE I meet.
I figured out that it makes them nervous,
And the JOY this gives me, CAN'T be BEAT!
I wear tinfoil inside ALL my headgear,
Cause I DON'T want Big Brother prying.
There's lots of nosey neighbors around me,
And they seem to ALWAYS be SPYING!
There are LOTS of BAD folks all AROUND us,
And I KEEP the DOOR locked ALL the time.
You KNOW you can NEVER be too careful,
And our country is chuck full of crime!
I MAY be paranoid skitzophrenic,
But I'm ALWAYS wearing that big SMILE.
It makes EVERYONE around me NERVOUS,
And this pleases me, and has REAL STYLE!!
- COMMENTS
twelveoonealmost 19 years agoYES I am SMILing, I would corRECT the spelling BUT it adds to the efFECT
