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Paul Bunnyan And Babe!

byUncle Pervey©

Paul Bunnyan was a big "Lumberjack,"
And he stayed horny ALL the time.
Then one day he found the blue ox Babe,
And he thought Babe was lookin' "Prime!"

He courted Babe ALL OVER the woods,
Til she GAVE IN to him AT LAST.
He shoved his "Pole" so DEEP in her hole,
That BOTH of Babe's horns gave a "Blast!"

Paul Bunnyan and Babe roamed all around,
Exploring places from the past.
Every time Paul Bunnyan drilled Babe's hole,
Babe's horns would give out a loud "BLAST!"

Paul Bunnyan and the Babe's still at it,
Though they're slower and NOT so FAST.
If you listen CLOSE in the night time,
You can STILL hear the Babe's horn's "BLAST!!"

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