tagNon-Erotic PoetryPecking Order

Pecking Order

bynormal jean©

We've got it figured out
the dog and I
can explain the situation.

It's like this, we rank
somewhere behind
Tivo'd boxing and NASCAR.

The dog and I
found the remote, wedged
between recliner cushions.

We purchased extra beer
new batteries and left him
a note in the kitchen-

Lasagna, microwave on high
3 minutes, remove plastic lid,

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