Non-Erotic PoetryPecking OrderWe've got it figured out
the dog and I
can explain the situation.
It's like this, we rank
somewhere behind
Tivo'd boxing and NASCAR.
The dog and I
found the remote, wedged
between recliner cushions.
We purchased extra beer
new batteries and left him
a note in the kitchen-
Lasagna, microwave on high
3 minutes, remove plastic lid,
stir.
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