Pedaling Radar Women

Pedaling Radar Women

When duty calls they are not slow
Pumps pumping pedals against their foe
Young ladies that filled a special place
In Chain Home's electric radar face

Great Britain's early bombing counter
Sophistication that needed a human mounter
Great radar antennae that depended so
On sweet young things who could go-go-go

The big antennae had to be manually turned
By pedaling a crank that was womanly churned
Since riding a bicycle was done by everyone
They gave the job to women who also had fun

Big bottom beauties gave the Nazis fits
Shot down with the help of bounteous Brits
Fat ass girls got daily exercise for their shape
D cup breasts quivered with girls' knees agape

Indeed it's an insignificant funny historical note
How Heinkels were caught even with bloat
Pedaling radar women painted their nails
Gossiping and cranking equipment on their tails

If Adolph in Berlin ever found out who it was
That got his best pilots and planes in the buzz
The girls would have laughed on their bike seats
Pedaling their asses off in British army pleats