- Erotic Poetry
- Penis for Rent
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I have a penis
It’s up for rent
It’s never abused
It’s seldom spent
One careful owner
All of these years
Keeping it clean
No STD fears
Not quite virgin stuff
But rarely does ride
And unless it is coaxed
Does prefer to hide
So come up and see
And give it a go
It may like your style
And then maybe will grow
If it gets much too hard
Or shoots off too quick
Just tickle again
Or perhaps give a lick
Then ready for more
As pushes real deep
You won’t want to let go
My penis – you’ll keep
It’s waiting to please you
So roll up this way
Women preferred
I’m sorry – not gay
Please rent it from me
You’ll be satisfied
Or your money refunded
And I’ve lost my pride…
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