People Say..!byUncle Pervey©
Use the melody of "Sixteen Tons," by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Some people say a man just, can't have no fun,
And he's gotta keep workin', from sun to sun.
He ain't no winner and he's, supposed to lose,
No matter what he does he shouldn't get no "Cooze!"
Well I'm here to tell ya that, it just ain't so,
And don't ever trust me with, your sister Flo.
No matter what you think, I ain't no "Booky,"
And any time I want I can get some "Nookie!"
My next door neighbor used to, holler at me,
"Hey there old Buddy, what you got we can see."
I just smiled and walked on, and he never knew,
How I loved making it each night with his wife Sue!
He thought he was a wit but, he was an ass,
He couldn't catch the ball and, he couldn't pass.
Sweet Sue and I kept all our, game plans quiet,
And he never guessed why Sue kept to her diet!
My brother was a really, stodgy feller,
He always called me a, "Natural" Heller!
I have to admit he was, chargin' me right,
I got his wife in bed and buggered her all night!
After this happened I had to move away,
And I have to keep movin', from day to day.
Cause my brother was real jealous of his Nell,
And he's told everybody he'll send me to Hell!
So no matter what you say, or what you do,
Always hold your tongue and don't, express your view.
Don't ever tell a feller, he walks "Antsie,"
Or you might just find him there inside your Nancy!
Never laugh or make fun of, another "Bloke,"
Or you may find that you're the, "Butt of his joke."
I have to tell you people, "I ain't "Booky,"
Cause I've been around and gotten lots of "Nookie!!"