Phone Sex

Phone Sex

Forgive me if this is just too corny,
But you know I get so horny,
Here I sit all alone
Listening for the telephone;
Thinking if you'd only ring
It might relieve this boredom thing.
I long to have you fill my mouth,
And possibly some places further south;
You may think me a little dumb,
But it would surely make me cum!
Of course my only one desire
Should be to take you even higher,
But a girl needs satisfaction too,
And that,I hope you would do.
So please take pity on this one
And lets's have us a little fun;
Even if only on the phone,
It's so much better than all alone.
I hope you'll like what I've just said;
Unless of course you're deaf,dumb,or dead!!