- Erotic Poetry
- Phone Your Wife
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Click herePhone your wife.
What?
Phone your wife.
Did she call? Is something wrong?
It's Valentine's Day.
Oh, right.
Phone her now. Tell her
she is still your Valentine.
Tell her how deeply you love
and desire her.
I'll call later.
Pick up the phone.
Look, I don't know ...
I want to make you cum,
while she's listening to you.
Stop it! Who ...
Imagine.
You'll empty
yourself into me
you'll watch
your cum puddling
on my tongue.
Then, the second you say
"I love you"
and say her name
exactly then
I will look up
into your eyes,
and swallow.
Stop!
Some will spill
from my chin
onto my throat,
trickling down
between my breasts.
No!
... here, I'll dial for you.
No!
It's ringing; take the phone.
...
...
...
Honey, Happy Valentine's Day.
[later]
Oh, mister,
when is your anniversary?
- COMMENTS
WickedEveabout 16 years agoUnlike the other two, I don't think it's dumb nor humorous, but it is naughty. Not really my cup of tea as far as poetry goes, but it is an interesting idea.
My Erotic Trailabout 16 years agohumorous poetry always makes me smile (~_~) thanks for the read, what may seem dumb to some is laughter to another (~_~)
