Pick up lines that rock

(Please note this is meant to be humourous )


"Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
Gets me frigging every time
"Honey let's make love"
Yeah that works too.
"Wanna play hide the sausage?"
I'm getting my rocks off.
"Get down on all fours."
I am so there; your bitch
"Faisons le chaton de sexe d'amour"
Hear me purr, big boy.
"I've got a cure for that."
I knew you would, oh yeah.
"Do you want fries with that?"
Yeah good looking, let's get cooking.
"Lets get it on, wench."
Uhuh, show me the way
"Do I make you horny baby?"
Too late, I am done.
"You to me are a sex goddess."
I gave at the door.
"You remind me of someone special."
I hope it's not your mother.
"You make me hurt in the nicest way."
Here's some cream for that.
"Yeehaw cowgirl, throw me a rope."
Sure, let me tie you up as well.
"You're so beautiful."
If you weren't blind drunk, this would work.